So here we go,
DAY 1
Girl, Suzy Lexinton, age 29, height, average, body, slightly above average, hair, chocolate brown, eyes,blue, skin, porcelain.
It started with the word DATING.
There she was in her 14 story apartment, in her room, on her desk with her white mac book she got last Christmas. They call it the writer's block. That's what she was suffering from. An avid 5 days in a row, staring at that word pad trying to type out an article about matchmake.com, some new dating site. Suzy dreaded these kind of things. She kept asking herself why did she even major in journalism back in college only to end up sitting here having to write a useless mundane article which probably 2% out of all the magazine buyers would actually read. Even her intern days were far more interesting than this.
"Oh shoot!," she squeaked.
Yes, that's right one of the many common, expected thumbs down of a writer's day would consist of having your cup of coffee spill on your desk , on your manuscripts on everything. As if this writer's block couldn't get any worse.
"That's it. Focus, Suzy! Focus!!!,"
And there she goes logging into the site, creating an account, wondering in and about trying to string up at least a small little paragraph for her article. She didn't know much about dating in general to even start. Not that she wasn't good looking, she was indeed pretty behind those brown hair that always get into her way and eventually end up in a 365days of ponytail. Never once did she lay it down even for a formal event.
"Right. I wonder why people even sign up for this crap. What is this supposed to mean? I'm too busy to date? Who dates these days?? It's all about clubbing and one night stands. If anyone thinks they could find a decent spouse online, they need a head check more than anything", she mumbled.
Ding Dong!
"Uhh...I'm coming!",
And there it was. A smell of trouble in the air. Lisa Starden, Suzy's ex-colleague slash BFF. Lisa had this most annoying squeak in her voice , bugs Suzy everytime and on top of that, Lisa was an eccentric. She always pushed Suzy to do all the things Suzy would never ever do. In a way, it was good but not always.
"What you doing, Suz?",
"Oh nothing, just having a writer's block. Ha! Dating sites...Seriously, why does this agency give me all the shitty works. I mean I could pass for a senior writer".
"Dating site!!!???," said Lisa in full excitement.
Suzy's eyes rolled back and she was giving Lisa that look that she always had in her whenever Lisa comes up with a bright stupid idea.
Before Suzy could even say anything, Lisa was already hitting the keypads on the site and uploading Suzy's pictures.
"Lisa! What the hell are you doing!?,"
"Take a chill pill, Suz. I'm only helping you to finish your article and hopefully find a date. Wink Wink,"
"Lisa, you can go back to your own mac book at home and leave my dating life alone. I'm doing fine."
"Oh really Suz, when was the last time you had a date?",
"Oh I had some, it's private. Now please stop it."
Lisa smirked. She knew Suzy all too well to even trust that she has a date...The only date Suzy has ever had was her huge teddy taking half the bed which should have been replaced by a hot young man years ago.
"Now Lisa, if you wanted to put my picture up. Atleast put one that doesn't make me look like a total skank,"
"It's not like I have a variety to choose from, hun,"
"Ok, what about the one at Mr. Doyle's party. I wore the black dress. That's nice,"
"Yeah, if you're aiming to date a schoolboy," smirked Lisa.
Suzy frowned. She knew she never really bothered about her appearance which sometimes leaves her questioning why does she diet and keep up with the gym 5 times a week. Not that she ever flaunts her figure or anything. She hides them.
"Lisa, do you think I'm dull?,"
"Dull? Honey, what are you trying to say, please make it clear I'm writing out your profile here."
"Oh, nevermind," said Suzy bluntly.
Suzy walked to the bathroom and had a good look at herself. She took of he robe and was examining her curves, her flat tummy... even that tattoo she got 5 years ago thanks to Lisa. Most women would kill to have her body. Moving on to her face, no scars, she would do fine without make up. Her lashes were a little short but mascara would fix that. Her eyebrows needs some desperate trimming but everything else seems fine.
She then took of that silver band around her ponytail and tousled her hair for a bit. They were thick and rich. She never dyed her hair or gotten any chemical treatments for it. They had always been natural, so that was good. But they were obviously out of shape and maybe slightly boring.
"Lisa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,"
"What's wrong??," asked Lisa worried.
"Oh nothing is. I was thinking, shall we book a day at Lorrie's saloon this weekend?,"
Lisa smiled as wide as she ever did. It was a little obvious all that eccentric hair ideas were running through her mind.
"You young lady, are in a treat," said Lorrie.
"Ok, well please don't over-do it. I wanna be able to live with my hair. Never got anything done with it before," said Suzy.
Lorrie smiled and assured Suzy that it was going to be alright.
Snip, snip, snip and round trips to the sink, the heater and everything else Suzy had no clue existed. And Voila!
"OMG!!! Suzy, you're stunning," said Lisa.
"Oh...I don't know. Do you really think so?,"
"Well, duhhhh!!! We have to go out tonight!," replied Lisa.
Suzy was happy... Her dull brown hair was given some highlights and Lorrie had done a great job adding volume to her hair and giving her side swept bangs. No more ponytail!
2 hours later, Lisa and Suzy were at the Bailey's bar enjoying their sip of Cosmo. Perfection never felt so perfect. Lisa was liking this new change of Suzy's. And Suzy was well adjusting to it somehow. Either way, she was progressing.
"Hey ladies, what can i get you?," asked this tall dark handsome man with an Irish accent.
"Oh no thanks. We're fine," said Suzy.
"Suzy! Hehe, Hi there...excuse my friend, she's a little unaccustomed. But I would like another Cosmo if you'd join us for the round," Lisa said seductively.
Suzy was feeling a little uncomfortable. It was obvious Lisa was fishing another guy for Suzy again but she had no interest. Especially a man with an accent. Suzy hated accents.
"Excuse me, I have to go. Thanks Lisa, I'll call you tomorrow," Suzy said and quickly left the scene.
She felt bad doing that but she felt really tired and she needed to return to her mac book once again on that stupid dating site and word pad.
"You've got mail!,"
Suzy looked into her computer and clicked on the new blinking message on the site.
We found a perfect match for you. Please click on the link to view your matched profile.
Good Luck!
Good Luck!
Oh the annoyance!
Jeremy Fisher, age 33, tall, build, slightly tanned, owns an art gallery and loves to write music.
"What makes Lisa think I'm into art people and music!," said Suzy sarcastically.
She turned off the computer and prepared herself for bed. She had no desire whatsoever to send a message to Jeremy. It will soon be forgotten just like everything else in her life.
3am-
Suzy tossed and turned.. She was curious what would happen if she replied to this Jeremy. What would he be like? Weird? Perverted? A liar? Swindler?
or...
what if he is a decent man?
"Oh shuttup Suzy!! You need to focus and take this as business!," she said to herself.
Jeremy Fisher, age 33, tall, build, slightly tanned, owns an art gallery and loves to write music.
"What makes Lisa think I'm into art people and music!," said Suzy sarcastically.
She turned off the computer and prepared herself for bed. She had no desire whatsoever to send a message to Jeremy. It will soon be forgotten just like everything else in her life.
3am-
Suzy tossed and turned.. She was curious what would happen if she replied to this Jeremy. What would he be like? Weird? Perverted? A liar? Swindler?
or...
what if he is a decent man?
"Oh shuttup Suzy!! You need to focus and take this as business!," she said to herself.


